i am not calling twitter fucking x
im deadnaming that shit
i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up
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you are doing some cocomelon shit to me
nah i'm staying out of this
What would you do if you ever met your clone*?
Ignore them (i mean that’s basically a weird twin, right?)
Kill them (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Shenanigans, pranks, and/or minor crimes
Schemes, heists, and/or major crimes
[Redacted] (🔥)
[Redacted] but like in a super specific, very kinky way (🔥👀)
Participate in intense scientific research
Cringe at them (and yourself 😬)
The most literal self-therapy session ever
Become a magician and do the Prestige trick
* lets say the scifi concept of clones where they’re an exact carbon copy of the current version of you
The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.
I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.
Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.
If you've ever wondered why people in Hawai'i hate tourists, try to wrap your mind around the fact that there are CURRENTLY, RIGHT NOW, tourists sipping martinis and looking at fish within swimming range of the fresh corpses of local people who couldn't escape the overnight destruction of their entire town.
Try to comprehend that there are fully functional, high capacity boats passing through the waters in front of an area full of survivors who are stranded and in need of supplies, refusing to help. They are hosting snorkeling tours.
Really think about, try your best to actually picture over two thousand people unhoused and in need of shelter, with nothing but the clothes on their backs and nothing to return to. Understand that the island, stolen land, is littered with hotels full of air conditioned of rooms with beds and showers and toilets, each fully equipped to host hundreds of families for weeks, turning these people away because they're booked up with tourists who refuse to leave.
And understand that these tourists were offered free transport to return home or be hosted on other islands. Free. Courtesy of local tax dollars. 4,000 wealthy tourists were offered free flights shelter on Oahu and begged to leave the island, BEFORE the survivors were given shelter.
And enough still insisted on remaining and carrying out their vacations that people are left without shelter and resources while they enjoy "their stay in paradise".
In case this gains any traction, I NEED people to understand that this is not an invitation for mainlanders to get on a soapbox and start telling each other whether or not or how to visit Hawai'i. The tourism situation is complex and difficult and you don't get it if you haven't lived through it at minimum wage. You don't fully understand the complexities and you will not. And you are liable to do more harm by trying to dictate rules and ethics of visiting the islands to each other.
If you want to help, listen to local people. Seek out and boost what they're saying. Send each other local sources of information. Research from local sources. DO NOT take this crisis as an opportunity to insert your views and speak for us.
the fact that deadpool’s opening credits really went “produced by: asshats” and “written by: the real heroes here” succinctly sums up why the strikes are necessary
Fun fact my grandparents’ first date was to the grocery store and the encounter that initiated my parents’ relationship was also a run-in at the grocery store so if you ask me, grocery store based relationships are rock solid
Why would you leave a story like this in the tags??
‘Cause I was too busy trying to manifest my grocery store boyfriend
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